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New desk art “she turned her can’ts into cans & her dreams into plans!” #Inspiration #Motivation #BOOM πŸ‘Š (at werk)

New desk art “she turned her can’ts into cans & her dreams into plans!” #Inspiration #Motivation #BOOM πŸ‘Š (at werk)

#SadDeskLunch its only sad because I’m at my desk. This is probably the best salmon I ever made πŸ΄πŸ’›πŸŸ

#SadDeskLunch its only sad because I’m at my desk. This is probably the best salmon I ever made πŸ΄πŸ’›πŸŸ

Literally me, at work today while everyone else is out for Passover…Chag Pesach Sameach everyone!! xo

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When I take an Uber SUV somewhere

Ballin'

I have been PUSHING Uber as if I work on their sales team. My coworkers are so sick of hearing about it everytime we go to happy hour…they just don’t understand. On their FIRST ride they get $20 and then I get $20 too..what’s not to love? Also, who doesn’t enjoy feeling a bit fancy and arriving in a private black car (not a yellow cab eeww).

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Cuz I’m like very smart, and successful, and I’m hot and I don’t even know it which makes me hot

—Mindy Lahiri

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^^^ Me on the phone with some of my vendors today…we’ve been going through campaigns and either optimizing where we can to increase quality, or cutting budgets/pausing where we don’t see an opportunity to improve. So I had to spend the day listening to my vendors sweet-talk and bullshit me on what they are going to change to turn things around..yeah, and I was born yesterday.

^^^ Me on the phone with some of my vendors today…we’ve been going through campaigns and either optimizing where we can to increase quality, or cutting budgets/pausing where we don’t see an opportunity to improve. So I had to spend the day listening to my vendors sweet-talk and bullshit me on what they are going to change to turn things around..yeah, and I was born yesterday.

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When someone bad mouths a show that I am obsessed with

stagecoachjessi:

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Most of my favorite shows are 30 minute comedies starring a female lead (#TheMindyProject, #VEEP, #BroadCity, #Girls, etc.)…MOST of my friends/coworkers/social networks only ever want to talk about TheWalkingDeads and the BreakingBads of television. Don’t get me wrong, I loveee talking about those too but you have to appreciate what these funny ladies are bringing to the table. I will continue to post screencaps and gifs from funny scenes to give my readers an idea of what they might be missing if they aren’t already hooked to these comedy queens.

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Anonymous asked: have you gone on any recent dates lately? or nah!? lol

yes..